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| I may have done a double take when I walked into the bathroom and saw, out of the corner of my eye, Scabbers sitting on the bathroom sink. Why was he there? Who knows. Maybe he needed a drink? |
The other day Jeremy was going around the house making sure all the doors were locked before going to bed. "Gotta make sure we don't get murdered in our sleep."
I laughed and said, "Well, the kids are all convinced we're going to get burglarized, and they're ready for it."
"Yeah, they're actually looking forward to beating up some bad guys."
"That's what happens from watching Home Alone too many times at an impressionable age."
Seriously, they all (ok, maybe not Ocean yet) have plans of what they would do if someone tried to break into the house while they were home alone. We're talking weapons they'd use, vulnerable body parts they'd aim for, the works. Too bad most criminals aren't quite as dumb as the robbers in Home Alone. And good thing we live in a quiet, unpretentious neighborhood.
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